Men

Men. Men are the only people who can insist on buying a special maple syrup that's better than your maple syrup. Men are the only people who can then put that container of special maple syrup back in the fridge while special maple syrup is dripping down all sides of it. Men are the only people who can ignore the conspicuous puddle of maple syrup that begins to pool in the fridge, under the container of special maple syrup, for days. Then, when asked about the pool of special maple syrup, men are the only people who can first, deny that the pool is maple syrup and second, accuse you of somehow making the pool of maple syrup in the fridge by improper placement of their special container of maple syrup.

That has nothing to do with this photograph. But, that's my story for today.