Joe Alligator

Later that night, J and I saw this log and thought it looked like an alligator (head, one big eye, open alligator mouth). At first, it wasn't really on fire, there was just smoke pouring out of his mouth and his eyeball. J and I began to tell the cautionary tale of Mr. Joe Alligator who started smoking at a young age and eventually it caught his mouth on fire and he died a horrible death from smoking.